What is life but a teacher to us? Every day we face new
decision, encounter new situations, solve new problems, and learn new things. Today
was no exception. Today, being the great student of life that I am, I learned
four important things, that I’m sure I will remember and savor for the rest of
my life.
The first thing that I learned today is that you can’t mash
potatoes without a potato masher. True, there might be another way of mashing
potatoes, without the help of the potato masher, but unfortunately I do not
know of such a way.
Lesson learned: don’t
start making mash potatoes unless you are sure you have
something to mash your potatoes with. Da.
The second thing I learned today is that as much as some of
us really want them to do so, pharmacies do not sell potato mashers. And even
though I quite frankly don’t understand why (given that they sell just about
everything else imaginable, including anything from paper towels to picture
frames to needles to toys to condoms to candy to cards to baby pacifiers), I
will accept this defeat and learn from my mistake.
Lesson learned: pharmacies
don’t sell potato mashers - for all your potato
mashing needs, shop elsewhere.
The next thing I learned is that not many places that sell
potato mashers stay open past 8pm on Sundays. One would think they would, but
no sir – they surely do not.
Lesson learned: start
cooking earlier.
The final and, perhaps, the most important thing I learned
today is that it’s generally a bad idea to leave your windows open when you
need to go potato masher shopping, or any other type of shopping for that
matter. Why? Because you never know when it might just start raining all of a
sudden.
Lesson learned: don’t be foolishly
blinded by the urgent need of small household
objects – think before you act!
Today was a good day. I am most certain that from all the
things I learned earlier today I am a much better man now.
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